Whining
Anyone who has been watching the fiscal cliff progress has noticed a fair amount of whining with a healthy dose of blame-shifting. This one won’t play right, that one won’t do what he is supposed to do. As a result, we aren’t getting any fiscal cliff results. Kim Kardashian, who has perfected the art of whining, will likely be kicking it into high gear as her pregnancy progresses and she starts to experience back pain and sleepless nights. Though women for millions of years have shared these pregnancy symptoms, we’re going to have to hear about it as if KK is the first and only woman to be inconvenienced by the physical demands of a pregnancy. It’s going to be a long six months folks. Strap in.
Speculation
Regardless of which news program you’ve been tuning in to during the holiday break, here is what you have seen — talking heads. These “experts” don’t have any more information on what solution may or may not be reached for the fiscal cliff crisis, but that doesn’t keep them from speculating for days about it. We can expect the same from Kim’s pregnancy. Every photo that is taken of her will generate baseless speculation. Among the headlines we expect: “Kim pregnant with triplets,” "Kim pregnant with Kris Humphries' baby,"“Is it a girl?” “Is it a boy?” “What will Kim Kardashian’s baby’s name be?” “What will Kim Kardashian’s baby’s last name be?” Kimye’s pregnancy is guaranteed to inspire much talk about nothing.
Drama
The fiscal cliff has some real-life drama tied to it. Will we all go broke paying higher taxes? Will the elderly and poor suffer greatly from government cuts? We anticipate that any drama surrounding Kim’s impending labor and delivery will be mostly manufactured. If she gets gestational diabetes or toxemia like countless pregnant women do, it will be life-threatening, and she and her baby will barely escape with their lives. If she goes into premature labor, will her baby survive? Is there any way we can just convince Kimye to go away for a year ?
Money
The fiscal cliff disaster is about money — or more specifically, a lack thereof. Conversely the most infamous Kardashian’s baby will likely become another vehicle for the marketing/money-making machine that is the Kardashian family. We don’t mean that in a bad way, but we do anticipate a sexy line of maternity clothes, baby wear, and a line of nursery furniture. Don't be surprised if we see a Keeping Up with the Kardashians spin-off .
Have we just accidentally stumbled upon a solution that Congress and the president hasn’t considered? Perhaps the United States government could force Kimye to donate all the proceeds from baby K to the national debt! It probably would only take a year or two for the newest member of the Kardashian family to clear up $16 trillion dollars! Excuse us while we make a call to Washington, D.C.
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Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Kanye West Baby! Kanye Announces Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant On Stage HD Baby on the way for Kim and Kanye Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting their first child, the rapper announced.Kim Kardashian Pregnant: Her Family Reacts to the Big News Today we heard news of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian having a baby together. A few of Kims family took to twitter to express their joy about having a new member joining the family soon. Khloe goes on to tweet this below. Even sister Kourtney took to twitter to congratulate Kim.A few other celebrities such as Russel Simmons, and Lamar Odom also express their happiness for the couple. Kanye confirms it at Revel Ovation Hall in Atlantic City in the video below. Kanye goes on to tell his DJ \"Stop The Music Make Some Noise For My Baby Mamma Right Here.\" We hope that this Kimye fling will last a bit longer than her prior relationships. We all know Kim is quick to cut her boy toys off and move on to the next one. Congratulation Kanye and Kim!!! Get ready for yet another Kardashian to keep up with! On Sunday night, Kanye West \"announced\" that he and Kim Kardashian are expecting a child together when he told the crowd at his Atlantic City concert to \"Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama,\" according to a fan on Twitter who was at the show, and then reportedly pointed to his girlfriend in the audience. Although Kim -- who is still married to her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries -- has yet to say anything to her nearly 17 million fans on Twitter, her rep did confirm that the reality star is pregnant. This will be the first child for both Kim, 32, and West, 35, who began dating in the spring of 2012. Of course, the moment West, 35, made the big announcement, Kardashian\'s attention-loving family took to Twitter to share their well wishes and blessings to KimYe\'s unborn \"kash kow.\" Youngest sister Khloe Kardashian, who has struggled to get pregnant with husband Lamar Odom, wrote, \"Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!!\" Oldest sister Kourtney Kardashian, who just gave birth to her second child in July, also gushed, \"Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!\" Kris Jenner, the matriarch and manager of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, added, \"Oh BABY BABY BABY!!,\" while her 17-year-old model-reality star daughter with Bruce Jenner, Kendall, tweeted, \"whos excited about the KIMYE babbyyy?! :D weeee.\" As of press time, Kim\'s brother Rob Kardashian and stepbrothers Brody and Brandon Jenner had yet to share their thoughts on their new niece or nephew. Who else thinks Kim and Kanye are going to give their baby a \"K\" name? Kanye West Announces Kim Kardashian Pregnant at the Revel Ovation HallKanye West Announces Kim Kardashian Pregnant at the Revel Ovation HallKanye West Announces Kim Kardashian Pregnant at the Revel Ovation HallKanye West Announces Kim Kardashian Pregnant at the Revel Ovation Hall